Shorty Awards

Shorty Awards

So it is time for the Shorty Awards again eh? They had to have them just a few weeks before I drop a bomb on the music industry March 1st. Right now I have absolutely nothing going on and have a bigger chance at winning something insulting.

After March I could win something really cool though. So I figure I might as well have fun with this. I doubt I will win anything. So instead I offer the top ten Shorty Awards I might have a chance at. Just for the sake of a good laugh. Enjoy and please help me win one of them.

So if you want to be a smart ass, feel free to nominate me for one of the following. I do have something I would like to win though if you take these kinds of things seriously. Not sure I take any awards seriously though. I’d rather make a joke out of it. How about you?

1. http://shortyawards.com/category/idiot

2. http://shortyawards.com/category/douchery

3. http://shortyawards.com/category/douche

4. http://shortyawards.com/category/annoying

5. http://shortyawards.com/category/ignorance

5. http://shortyawards.com/category/dork

6. http://shortyawards.com/category/asshole

7. http://shortyawards.com/category/curmudgeon

8. http://shortyawards.com/category/narcissism

9. http://shortyawards.com/category/deleteyouraccount

10. http://shortyawards.com/category/asshat

However, let me be clear that if you want to be nice you will give me a nomination for http://shortyawards.com/category/media I won’t mind. Can I beg for your nomination?