Tech consultant for Olympia, Lacey, And Tumwater

Fuck Off

Many of you know that I have a few major pet peeves with the some of the popular trends on Facebook. There are the You Tube Dj’s who think people give a crap about them posting a video we have all seen a billion times. Then there are the “Copy and paste this as a personal favor to me if you hate cancer because I knew someone who had it once.” Yeah, we have all known someone who has had cancer. Suck it up! It’s called life. A big part of that is death. And re-posting your message does jack shit to fight cancer. Ever hear you get out of it what you put into it? Yeah, you can copy and paste. It accomplished nothing. I shaved my head for children with cancer a few years ago. They got two 5 foot pony tails so that little girls could go on the playground and not get laughed at. But you can copy and paste. Good for you you lazy piece of crap. Go out and really do something or STFU already.

Oh, I’m sorry. Am I being too harsh for your sensitive self. Suck it up! This is my birthday and this is my message. You got to flood my inbox with ten billion “Happy Birthday” messages that meant nothing, so I think I should be allowed a little honesty. Notice I have my profile blocked from you posting on my wall? Did you ever wonder why? It was to stop you from flooding my wall with the same damn message ten billion times. Why should I let you take over my wall? It’s my wall and not yours! Don’t be so selfish. This is not about you. It is my birthday so this is about me. Suck it up!

So let me get this straight. You wanted to make my wall worthless by flooding it with the same damn message so that nothing that I wanted on my wall would show. Right? But since I blocked you from doing that now you flood my inbox with the same stupid crap making my inbox worthless too? Sorry but I find that extremely rude and I think you are the insensitive prick. So please go fuck yourself. Seriously.

If you think for a second that this is directly about you. Fucking great! Your ego has finally bit you in the ass. How does it feel to be taken down a few pegs? Now if you can suck in that bottom lip for a second I will inform you that this is not about you. It is about me. There was not one person who did this. There were tons! It was a flood before my birthday even happened. Otherwise I wouldn’t have posted this message. So it is not specifically about you. It is about the trend. If only you did it I wouldn’t be pissed.

Want to make it up to me? Want to actually do something positive for my birthday instead of being an annoying little twat? Go to http://RockMyMonkey.com/tv See the interview I did with Ozzy’s guitarist at the top? Well first click the link to the interview. I know the interview is already showing, but you want to be on that specific page for that specific interview not just the RMM TV page. Ah screw it. How about I make it easy for you? CLICK HERE! Now send that link to your Facebook, Twiiter, MySpace, and Stumble Upon. If you have a Digg, Reddit, or Mixxingbowl account vote it up or submit it there too. Then pat your self on the back. No really. You actually did something. Feels good eh?

Now this was only the first step. Now go out and give blood at the blood bank. Then maybe spend $20 on the best canned soup you can find and donate it to your local food bank (not just the crap you normally send). Do you have long hair? I don’t care if you need that look for your band. Go to LocksOfLove.org and donate it to some kids who really need it. Hey! Ya know what? Screw promoting my website or even telling me you did any of these things. Just go out and help the world around you. I mean really get your ass outside and physically help the world around you. It will make you feel ten times better than flooding my inbox with birthday spam. It will make me feel a lot better too that I can actually have control over my messages again. That would truly make this a happy birthday. Thanks for understanding, reading until the end, and actually caring enough to pay attention.

Two Day weekends are barely worth it

Ok, most people just want to veg out and relax on the weekend. I’m a little insane and I would rather plot my escape from a job that is slowly killing me both mentally and physically. So I find two day weekends to be just about worthless. No matter how hard I try, I can’t get a damn thing done. My soul sucking job leaves me totally spent and all I can do is be 100% unproductive. There is no way I can seem to get any cd reviews done despite this stack of promos turning into a mountain taking over my house (anyone want to review cd’s for me?) There is no way I can get anything truly productive accomplished. Every week I have all these grand goals of things I am going to finish. Why can’t I get any of them done?

I think that on Saturday all I can do is recover from the week before. My brain and body needs a day to just veg. Maybe go out to a movie, watch tv, have some lame ass picnic, go to a concert, or anything but what I “should” be doing. Sunday all I can seem to do is regret that I have to go to work again the next day! I just sit here and dread what is to come and think about how I blinked and the weekend is over already.

So I am starting to think that we need a mandatory three day weekend. Make it a federal law. I have heard that some countries already do this. One even has a chunk of time where the entire country is forced to take off unless they are in the retail or service industry! The whole time us Americans are killing ourselves day after day. It’s no wonder we are falling apart more and more all the time. We have pushed ourselves to the breaking point. Or maybe I just need a vacation?

Last Spring I tried putting in for one for this summer, but I was told no vacations would be allowed. Then I found out several people at other work sites got theirs approved no problem. So I start jumping in on the computer to put in for my vacation in March (better late than never). The worthless software my employer uses keeps giving me a database error of some sort. Seriously, I could write a better system in a weekend with this buddy of mine. If I don’t get some serious time off soon I think I may snap. So Monday I plan to give a call to the head office. I pitty anyone who gets in my way or tells me I can’t have the time off. There will be repercussions and it will not be pretty.

Now don’t worry, I’m not going to go psycho and physically harm anyone. I’m not that type of person and I never will be. My methods are much more “by the book”. I make people wish they worked harder at being more fair. I make people regret special treatment they may have given others. If a cop follows you long enough, he will find a reason to pull you over. If you watch the higher ups at your job close enough they will make a mistake or two. Use that! However, never get too greedy. Only use it to enforce fair treatment. If you go beyond that you weaken your power for the next time. It will weaken your case. A fair shake is all anyone wants. Isn’t it? I just want the vacation time already given to others. If I don’t get it there will be heck to pay, HECK I TELL YOU! Or maybe I typed this whole thing out because venting about it helps keep me from exploding? No, I really just need a vacation. I was burnt out months ago.