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One of the biggest issues I have with Emo is that so many can’t tell the difference between Emo and Goth. Emo is when you cry like a little bitch about your girlfriend leaving you. Goth is when you have sex with your girlfriend at the local graveyard. Oh, and if you confuse Twilight fans with Goth you just need to be shot.

FTR: I’m not Goth. Never have been. My friend in this photo however has always leaned to that side just enough to let us all mock him a small bit. As he gets older he is also picking up the hobby of fishing, so hilarity ensues. The scary part is how much he loves this Demotivator I made of him.

This one in a series of demotivators I myself created. Feel free to share.

The Positive Side Of Negativity:

Negativity

I find it interesting that I can post things in my status to all my social networks like “You People All Suck” or YouTube clips where someone has taken the best insults from major movies and people react positively. However, I am not confused by this in any way. The truth is that there is a ton of positive things that come along with negativity. For one it makes people laugh. The mockery of the uber happy brings true honest joy to many. The uber happy come off as fake and plastic to most of us. Real motivational posters are full of crap. So it is no shock to anyone with a brain that DeMotivators became so popular.

My brother in law used to (he still might) have homemade motivational posters hung wall to wall in his classroom. They were all full of crap and his co-workers find great joy mocking him behind his back about it. He is a laughing stock. He was so into the fake motivational poster line of thinking that he was down right creepy. Don’t believe me? CLICK HERE and take a look at his website. This guy is so full of himself it should cause the world to collapse on it’s self! He is the poster boy of douchebags, but anyone who is loyal to motivational posters are laughed at just like him. The reason is pretty obvious to anyone who has a clear head and an open mind. For the rest of you let me explain.

So one poster I have started to see a lot is “Go out and do good things!” Now on the surface that sounds like a good thing. However it is total bullshit. What good things? Good things according to whom? I’m pretty sure Adolf Hitler thought he was doing good things. Most would not agree. So that saying is empty and meaningless. That is why we make fun of it. Every motivational poster I’ve ever seen is like this. It is so vague that it has more holes than a spaghetti strainer (Pasta Colander if you’re a douchebag).

So motivational posters, motivational speakers, and the people who fall for their garbage are as fake as it gets. The people who mock them end up with an honest joy, a real smile on their face, and a warm feeling in their hearts because of the humor, the negative people are more happy and honest. Be honest with your self and you will know I am right. It’s the positive side of negativity. So laugh it up. I had a small statue as a kid that helped me through a lot of rough times. It was this little guy with a sign that said “Laugh at your problems. Everyone else does.” Mockery is the spice of life!

Demotivators: Inbreeding

Something tells me this guy shops at Wal-Mart.

This one in a series of demotivators I myself created. Feel free to share.

Demotivators: Mixed Martial Arts Is Really Gay

The more I hear about Mixed Martial Arts, the more I think it’s popularity is fueled by closet homosexuality. To all you MMA fans, please know that it’s ok. We accept you for who you are. Now come out of the closet already because this is getting pathetic.

This one in a series of demotivators I myself created. Feel free to share.

A lot can be said about Matt Smith not having the comedic timing of the past two Doctors, but the first thing most people notice is that he looks like George Mc Fly from Back To The Future.

The worst thing? He doesn’t like bacon!

This is the first in a series of demotivators I myself created. Feel free to share.