3 Rules to attracting women!
- May 11th, 2010
- By Mark Carras
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3 Rules to attracting women
Anthony Michael Hall - Chick Magnet
I’m just a loser with an awesome wife:
To start off I know that pretty much any guy who gives advice on this subject ends up looking like a total douchebag. I also know that is because they are trying to make you believe they can turn some total nerd into some Penthouse Pet magnet. That is not what this post is about. This is just an open letter to a friend. This is not some “lady’s man” giving advice. I’m not some Fabio or anything. In fact, I’m kind of a loser, but yet I have a really great wife. That is the point here. How does a guy get a good woman without being some muscle bound douchebag or a privileged rich guy who can throw money around? I have very little going for me to be honest. I’m not rich, I’m overweight, I don’t play guitar in some band, and I’m well past my prime. That is why I feel I can give advice. I got what many “losers” like me want. A Good woman.
A Letter To A Friend:
A very young friend is going through some female troubles and I felt the need to give him some advice. With him being not just young, but very “green” he is kind of clueless about a great many things. What are his woman problems? He can’t get one! I have seen this really screw with guys and turn otherwise really nice guys into screwed up psychos. So let me explain what women want as simply as possible.
Make A Woman Laugh And She Will Melt In Your Hands
Women want three things in a guy. First off is commonly listed as companionship. What this really amounts to is being able to make them laugh. If you can bring laughter to a girl she will melt in your hands. Sure she wants someone to snuggle with, hang out with, pour her heart out to, and all that crap, but mostly she wants you to make her laugh. Get a good sense of humor and you will get a woman.
Don’t Be Such A Wuss
Second thing that women look for is very primal. They want someone to protect them. Now many women will get very offended by this one, but it is true. You don’t need to be some knuckle dragging co-mag or anything. Just be able to carry yourself like you can’t be dwarf tossed if someone wants to harm her. This friend of mine could be dwarf tossed pretty easy. He needs to start working out a ton before this method can be used.
Yes, Money Gets You Chicks
The third thing is also very primal, but I shouldn’t tick off too many of my female readers by mentioning it. They want a good provider. They want someone who can bring home that proverbial bacon. Now some women only care about this one. We call them soulless gold diggers. Stay clear of them. You want a woman that wants a nice balance of all three of these things. Otherwise they are probably annoying drama queens with serious issues and only good for a one night stand. Seriously, the kind of women you can only get if you have tons of cash are worthless whores. A good woman will stick with you when you are penniless. Once you sense they are after money, RUN!
Bill Gates is one bad mother
Now some guys have only one of these qualities. Look at Bill Gates. That guy can provide like no one else, but I am willing to bet I can win in a fight with the guy no problem. It would take two hits. I’d hit him and he would hit the ground. Yet there is no question that he could get a trillion times more women than I could (however is was smart enough to go more for brains than looks with his wife) Hell, even though I could kick his ass, he could pay me to lick his boots! So who’s the bigger man? He is. Now this friend of mine is not going to have a ton of luck bulking up. He could however work on his sense of humor and being a better provider.
Get A Real Job
He got into his current line of work right out of high school. It doesn’t pay the best and to be honest it is a waste for him to be doing what he does. He is smart enough to get a job paying at least twice what he currently makes. He has people telling him to aim higher, but he is happy settling for way less than his potential. The annoying thing is that he can’t see that getting a better paying job could be his solution to his lady problems. I’m not saying to get some shallow money hungry bimbo, but most women won’t give him a chance if he does what he currently does for a living.
Don’t go for just looks
No guy wants a 300 pound wife with warts on her face, but I recommend not making looks the biggest priority. When I was single I dated all kinds of women and I noticed that the hotter they looked the worse they were. They either had more baggage than a discount airline on Christmas weekend, were dumber than a rock, or more mentally unstable than Britney Spears on a trip to her hairdresser. Go for a woman with brains. Go for a woman who is a friend first. Go for a woman who will totally support you in your life goals instead of giving you grief every time you turn around. Then if she is attractive too, grab her and don’t let go! Again, I’m just saying what worked for me.
Now sure I have really simplified things with only three things, but these three simple things will get any guy way greater chances. Us guys are even more simple. We want sex. Maybe a woman that can cook, but if the sex is good enough we can order out. Again there are exceptions, but these rules work. Deny it all you want. It’s true. It’s better to be decent at as many of these as you can than to rank really high at one and not rank at all on the others. In other words if all you have is money you will get a low quality woman. If all you have is being able to kick ass, you will end up with a low quality woman. If all you can do is make her laugh, you will not end up with the best woman. However, if you make a respectable paycheck, can keep from getting dwarf tossed, and have a good sense of humor, you can find a woman worthy of staying with for the rest of your life. This friend of mine is the nice guy that will finish last unless he changes some things in his life. How do I know this? I used to be just like him.
