Markisms
This is just a list of things I tend to say a lot. Most of them I made up myself. Some I may have stolen from movies, music, comics, or the drunk bum that smelled up the bus I rode to work on Friday. Either way, those that know me hear me say these things all too often.
- Good albums are released. Weak albums are “dropped”.
- You got more issues than a years subscription to National Geographic!
- Well that was more fun than a chainsaw enema.
- You’re more insecure than the Gambino family’s personal therapist.
- Crazy people talk to themselves. I talk to the voices in my head.
- That song didn’t burn up the charts, but it did burn up on re-entry.
- I hope you didn’t stay up all night thinking of those song lyrics.
- Either I’m possessed by Rich Little or the voices in my head learned how to do impressions of 70’s era icons.
- If you think you know everything you need to know to be successful, you have already failed.
- More to come as I remember them…
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