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Top Ten Shorty Awards I might win

Shorty Awards

Shorty Awards

So it is time for the Shorty Awards again eh? They had to have them just a few weeks before I drop a bomb on the music industry March 1st. Right now I have absolutely nothing going on and have a bigger chance at winning something insulting.

After March I could win something really cool though. So I figure I might as well have fun with this. I doubt I will win anything. So instead I offer the top ten Shorty Awards I might have a chance at. Just for the sake of a good laugh. Enjoy and please help me win one of them.

So if you want to be a smart ass, feel free to nominate me for one of the following. I do have something I would like to win though if you take these kinds of things seriously. Not sure I take any awards seriously though. I’d rather make a joke out of it. How about you?

1. http://shortyawards.com/category/idiot

2. http://shortyawards.com/category/douchery

3. http://shortyawards.com/category/douche

4. http://shortyawards.com/category/annoying

5. http://shortyawards.com/category/ignorance

5. http://shortyawards.com/category/dork

6. http://shortyawards.com/category/asshole

7. http://shortyawards.com/category/curmudgeon

8. http://shortyawards.com/category/narcissism

9. http://shortyawards.com/category/deleteyouraccount

10. http://shortyawards.com/category/asshat

However, let me be clear that if you want to be nice you will give me a nomination for http://shortyawards.com/category/media I won’t mind. Can I beg for your nomination?

Twitter gives a hand to help the Spammers

Twitter gives a hand to help the Spammers

Twitter Fails Again

Twitter Fails Again

So it seems that the Twitter gods do not even understand their own site. This shouldn’t shock me as these are the same people who had thought it was ok for a staff member to pick “happiness” as their password. These people obviously know jack squat about security and stopping spammers.

So what have they done now? It seems that they have asked SocialToo to discontinue their “auto-unfollow” feature. This lets a person automatically un-follow anyone that unfollows them. A great trick of spammers is to set a bot to follow several thousand accounts, wait for those people to follow them back, and then un-follow those people. This makes the spammer look like they have this massive following they don’t deserve. Then those parasites can trick people into all kinds of nefarious things. This can lead to hacked accounts, stolen identities, and any number of other things. All because the spammer was made to look more legit than they should. Setting an auto-unfollow through a great service like SocialToo helps keep that problem in check.

So if SocialToo is the one that will discontinue the service why not revolt against them? Well, SocialToo is pretty much held hostage by the fact that their entire service lives within the Twitter system. If Twitter does not approve them, they die. Although Jesse is too nice of a guy to come out and say it, Twitter is pretty much forcing him at gun point to kill this great service. It is not at all his fault, his choice, or his decision really. He provides a service to Twitter users, so Twitter has all the power.

So who will join me in trying to save Auto-unfollow? On Tuesday Jan 19th at 12:00 pacific can everyone send out a message that says “Tell Twitter to save auto-unfollow because it helps stop spam! #saveautounfollow” If we can make this a trending topic more people will know about this oversight and maybe Twitter will actually think about this stupid mistake.

Top Ten Twitter Noob Mistakes

Ok, so I have touched on this subject before HERE and HERE. However, I have never posted about this from the approach of the regular user. Some of it has been mentioned on these pages before, but again those articles are not specifically directed at the regular user. So here are the top ten mistakes I see people make. These rules work for metalheads, bands, fans, labels, online magazines, and anyone else.

1. Begging for followers.
I see people making tons of posts asking for followers. Why should people follow you? Give them a reason! Post good content. This could mean things that make people laugh, great articles you come across, or anything else interesting. See an article you like? Post a link!

2. Not filling out the bio
Just like rule number one, give people a reason to follow you. Tell us the things you are into that might be interesting to others. You enjoy metal? Saying so in the bio will get you metal fans. Are you an obsessive gammer? List your favorite games and you will get followers that also like those games. As you can see this isn’t brain surgery.

3. Use the link in the bio wisely
I have seen people post a URL shortener link in the spot where you should put a link to your website. This makes it look like a total spam account. Use the real url. I have also seen people post the link to the same Twitter account. What is the purpose of that? Of course nothing looks worse than no link at all. Post a link. Post a real link. It can be your MySpace profile, Facebook profile, or a website all your own. Just be open and honest about it.

4. Change the avatar
Using the default avatar is the worst! Of course the best is to use a photo of what the account represents. If it is an online magazine make it the magazines logo, mascot, or editor. If it is a person make it a nice close up, a cartoon head of the person, or something else that represents that person. Slightly better than the default is a photo of a pet, your favorite band, or your favorite celebrity. Just please do not use the default!

5. Using a URL shortener at all
Now don’t get me wrong, I use a URL shortener from time to time. However I only use it if I absolutely have to. Many people will never trust a shortened link at all. If it comes from a trusted person they fear it is a hacked account. Hacked accounts are getting VERY common, so it’s a well informed paranoia. If I am looking at accounts on Tweet Chart for people to follow, I will be hesitant to follow an account flooded with Bit.ly links for this very reason. I will assume it is either a hacked account or just a spammer. So only use a shortener if you absolutely have to. It makes you look like a spammer.

6. Getting your account hacked
Now of course the way to avoid getting your account hacked is to be very careful about the links you click on Twitter. That is the number one way accounts get hacked. However there are ways to make sure your account hasn’t been hacked. The best way is to look at the sent tab in your direct messages. If your account has been hacked it will be sending out spam to your followers direct message boxes and pissing them off. Check that DM sent tab often!

7. Auto DM thank you messages are spammy
Sending out a thank you for someone following you ticks off more people than it doesn’t. So don’t do it. The path to being labeled a spammer is paved with good intentions. The worst is if you include a link.

8. Auto-Follow only if you have to

Are you a multi-platinum band selling out arenas? You don’t have time to sift through your followers to make sure you only follow back legit people. So you’re forgiven for using the auto-follow. Also, bands and webzines that have very limited staff. Obviously some bands are so small that they doon’t have room for a netbook with it’s own portable internet connection in the overly cramped tour van. I have to use auto-follow for the RockMyMonkey.com account. I’m lucky if I have time to sift through the followers of my personal account. There is no way I could do that for RMM too. But there is no excuse for doing the auto-follow on a personal account. That’s just spammy.

9. Letting your following and follower ratio get to far to one side
A spammer will almost always have way less followers than the amount you are following. Noobs to Twitter will come in like a lion and start following every account they can find in a lame attempt to get followers. This is a major mistake for many reasons. First it makes you look like a spammer. This will cause the highest quality people to not follow you back. The second reason would be of course that you end up with a ton of low quality people. So if it is just a numbers game to you and the only thing that matters is getting the number up go right ahead and do this. Your amount of followers will indeed go up. The problem is that it will be nothing but spammers, bots, and dead accounts with auto-follow turned on. This is also how you get hacked. You get a bunch of phishing scams in your feed tempting you to click links that take over your account! Don’t just blind follow to get followers, because you will only get the worst followers this way.

10. Never forget the social part of social networking
Twitter is a social networking site. So many forget the social part of that. It’s a community. Watch the people who use the #metal hash tag a lot. We are a small but passionate group of people. Sometimes we talk a lot of smack to each other, but we also support each other. It’s a very high quality group of people that follow back, re-tweet, and follow Friday like crazy. We talk back and forth too. We are very social. I spent a ton of time with a friend to create the Tweet Chart for a few hundred people. Why not do something more trendy like Twilight that would have got me ten times more followers? Because I don’t give a rats ass what Twilight fans have to say or care about. I would rather have way less followers if those are not only quality people, but also people I care about. We follow each other because we want to be social with each other. It’s all about the social!

There are new people coming into Twitter all the time. Send them this top ten list. There are tons of people that have been on Twitter for months and still make these mistakes. Send them this list too. Better habits make it a better place for all.

Calling out some Twitter Spammers!

So I think it is time to start calling out the Twitter spammers. Now some may think this is to embarrass them, but this is not the case. Not all Twitter users are tech savvy enough to know that what they are doing is wrong. Does the band The Destro know that this is a total douche thing to do? I would guess not. In fact, they may not even know that their account is sending out these obviously spammy messages. Their account may just be hacked. Also please keep in mind that most bands do not run their own social networking profiles. Normally it is run by someone in management, the label, or even a wife. So calling them out for being a dirty spammer might get them a response of “Holy crap, we had no idea! Thanks for letting us know this was being done.” Calling someone out for being a dirty spammer can help them if they come by the mistake honestly. So this is NOT a witch hunt!

Twitter DM Spammers

However, if they are actually a dirty spammer this let’s everyone else know not to trust the account. Now there are several other things you can do to help stop spam on Twitter if the person gets out of control.

1. Forward the message to @spam on Twitter

2. Go to their profile and click the link on the right side of the screen that says “Block” or “report for spam”. This is in the “action” section of the side panel.

3. Send a public message to the person that this is being done. Why public? Because the person may not see it, but their friends might. Imagine one musician getting a text message from a friend letting them know their account is being used for sending out spam. Artist then calls person in charge of account and spew fire. You did them a favor. Also, if they are a true dirty spammer they need to be flogged publicly.

Now of course there will always be a debate on what is spam. I send messages promoting interviews, reviews, and photos I post online. Some follow me because of those messages and some think of it as spam.

A few of the messages in the screen shot above are from people playing Twitter games. This is a pet peeve of mine and I hate it. It gets in the way of why I sign up for Twitter. I only want conversation and have major issues with these games and what funds them. The entire funding structure that supports these types of games on Twitter, Facebook, and MySpace is to trick people out of their money. That’s dirty. So to me it is spam, but people that enjoy them have no clue it is looked on by most as very slimy. There are options on most of these games to NOT send out messages to people you follow. If you play games like this please check these options or you risk really pissing people off.

The last type of spammer listed in the screenshot above is barely a spammer at all. It’s just annoying. This is the person who sends a DM to thank you for following them. Again, this floods the persons inbox with messages that get in the way of conversation. I understand that this is the most innocent of all the douchey things people do on Twitter. So this is more of a warning that it is NOT something you should do. Many find it annoying and it will get them to unfollow you or even report you as a spammer.

No hard feelings if you are on the screenshot above. Just a public request to stop doing it. I will soon be unfollowing these people and deleting their messages from my DM inbox so I can get back to just conversation. But hopefully I don’t have to do this. My hope is that they came by this with honest intentions and just stop doing this. Please re-tweet this if you hate Twitter spam like I do. Thanks.

UPDATE: This just in. Just seconds before this blog post was to go live, @radiochick1620 sent me a message letting me know she was hacked, her password has been changed, and I again recommend you follow her. Since this is the whole point of this post I claim victory! This is how it is done people. This is how you kill Twitter spam. Let people know!

Are you showing signs of spamminess on Twitter?

Scanning your followers for signs of spamminess

The list below is of my followers with the most likely spam accounts at the top. It was scored based on common characteristics of junk, by a service called TwitBlock. Now I think the name shows a lack of research due to the fact that “Twit” has nothing to do with Twitter. Other than that it is a great service.

I am asking my followers to look over the list (use the ctrl +f function to make it take two seconds) and make sure they are not on the list. If you are on the list and are not some lame spam bot (spam is not done by humans), please let me know so I can vote “not spam” and of course not block you. If you are on the list and want to know what might be getting you on this list please ask me and I will help you figure out how to look less like a spammer. Thanks. Together we can stop spam!

@ZNdqLa
@vyghnggmvhxw
@Rafn0145
@freefreebies5
@purebreeze
@TracyLewis79
@amazongoldenbox
@08Taste244
@clencher11k
@1644webdesign
@health777
@mikepowell01
@jhollyhu89
@bella9968
@wampyr
@mistakepunk
@yobird
@she0foreclosure
@lessthanlaura
@VicmesClothing
@svarogg
@YolandaBolducY
@ilovepartyingg
@gbeautig
@Tweetreferrals
@drivingpoints
@italian4you
@monatwt
@dinusha
@aaataa
@pmband
@suit_sunlighta
@Sexylady1999
@teamnastymerch
@Grasternal
@xiaopan1
@osen
@oeg572
@xhanne_mizz
@Y2Yqlg
@Pseudorant
@shortyawards
@jon_getmuscle
@DeathTollRecs
@herIKE
@1000000
@DannyEdwards
@LizzyG1984
@ThirteenPills
@CodeRad
@FDR666
@hannh78
@Uragany
@mrachievement
@klaAz0r
@Nukenband
@tlawmusic
@BestDJSets
@sxswtweets3
@48hourprinting
@kiara_white
@pdxfreelancers
@OutletThruNoise
@AptHunt
@cutiebootygirl
@millionfollower
@06ceasefire
@mediamavens
@minervaband
@CorsetPrincess
@1stChurchOfTwee
@DestinyWW
@ubmerch
@Radioblogger
@soremfamchiro
@garygover06

My RTtuesday contest

So I have an idea. We have all heard of Follow Friday and Music Monday on Twitter, right? Well what about RT Tuesday? A day about nothing more than helping others get the word out! Now I know it takes a lot to get a new trend on Twitter started, so how about this. I will Re-Tweet a few “tweets” every couple hours on Tuesday.

How will I pick which ones to RT? Well I have a few rules. To keep track of people playing this new game of sorts I ask that you use one hash tag #RTtuesday. I also ask that you put @MarkCarras in there so I can just go to that section of my profile. Third, I only care about tweets about music. Guitar based music to be exact. This can be bands wanting their websites promoted, news stories about a band you love, a music video on YouTube (or some other known video hosting location), an article on your website about a band, or whatever else. Just as long as it is about music. No websites whose main purpose is to sell though. That’s not an article or helping a band. It’s spam and I don’t care about that crap.

I know I haven’t been doing #musicmonday or #followfriday much, but to be honest I notice almost nothing from those days. People have become jaded about them. They will pimp out a friends profile, but how many follow someone because of that? Because #RTtuesday is about compelling content I think people will care much more. So who’s in?

The Twitter Metal Chart!

Ok, so a friend and I have been working on a little project the past few weeks. It is an automated ranking of Twitter users. I leaked the secret url to the rank list and ended up with a few responses that made it clear this explanation was needed. So here are the top ten things you should know about Mark’s automated Twitter chart. You can find the chart by clicking HERE.

While we are working out the bugs, this will be the FAQ of sorts. If this doesn’t answer all your questions, please let me know. This project is as much yours as it is the two guys creating it.

10. The site tracks how often an account tweets the hashtag #metal but only within the last week. The reason it only cares about how often you have talked about metal within the last week is so that users who move on from Twitter will drop from the chart. It will also prune people from the chart that just ‘gamed’ their way to the chart.

9. There is no need to ask me to put you on the list. It is automated. Just start tweeting with #metal and it will add you automatically.

8. I know that this may not be the best way to rank metalheads on Twitter. At some point I may perfect this.

7. No I did not do this alone. I suck at code too much to ever pull something like this off. The concept was mine and I am in charge of most of the design. Code is done by @meltedmatch He’s not a metalhead though. Just a friend trying to help me out.

6. Have I mentioned that the list is 100% automated?

5. This is a work in progress. Please be patient. It will be way less ugly when we are done.

4. Feel free to spread the list around, but the url will change when it is out of beta (finished).

3. This program is new and unfinished. It still has some bugs in it we are trying to work out. So the algorithm is not doing exactly what we want yet. When we are finished the point system will make more sense. For example, the score currently gives people more than one point per #metal tag. We are working on fixing that and making it only give one point per #metal hash tag.

2. No I will not make it track several hashtags. Just keep it simple. Always use #metal

1. If an artist uses the term indie to describe their music, please shoot them. I know it has nothing to do with this chart. I just REALLY hate the term “indie”.

No, none of these were meant as insults at any Twitter user. Those who had questions had good questions. Those good questions made me realize I should make this list. If this top ten list doesn’t explain something, let me know. I’m really a nice guy. I only bitch slap stupid people.

Find the chart at http://markcarras.com/twitter/rank.php

Follow me on Twitter at http://twitter.com/MarkCarras

Top Ten Reasons Will Ferrel is a talentless hack!

I have said it a thousand times before, I will say it a million times again, and here I will show why I hate him so much. Will Ferrel is a talentless hack! He is the succubus of funny. Put him in a room with someone truly funny and he will make them boring. So why does this bother me so much? Because I am a huge fan of comedy and this guy is ruining the reputation of comedy. People like Will Ferrel, Sara Silverman, Larry The Cable Guy, and several others are watering this art down. They are the Wal-Mart of comedy. They cheapen the craft and lower it’s collective value. The truth is that there are tons of much more talented comedians that are being ignored because of the watered down comedy of hacks like Will Ferrel.

So below I list ten examples of comedians that should be way more mainstream than they are. I list them in order of who deserves more attention. These are the people that should have their own massive hit movies and television shows. These are the ones that should be household names. Enjoy.

10. Greg Giraldo

9. This guy should have been the break out star of the so called “Blue Comedy Tour”:

8. Jeremy Hotz

7. Zach Galifanikis

Comedy Central Presents Friday 10pm / 9c
Zach Galifianakis – Hyena
comedycentral.com

6. Christopher Titus-Should I be worried that I can relate to this?

5. Lewis Black

4. Brian Posehn

3. Dave Attell

2. John Pinette – I’m Starvin’!

1. Gabriel Iglesies-I am brought to tears every time I hear this guy

Please feel free to post links to other comedians you think deserve more attention. I might post a part two if we come up with enough.

Crossover VS Metalcore

Sometimes progress is not moving forward. Sometimes innovation is not improvements. Look at mobile phones in America right now. Those things are getting so small they are worthless for anything but talking and maybe a little bit of text messaging. From what I hear Japan has phones twice our size for those that want to watch their media on a respectable sized screen. Let’s face it, unless you are some 20 something with a desk job in some cubicle farm a tiny phone is just not functional. Yet, they keep getting smaller.

About halfway through the 80’s we had this thing we called Crossover. For you young whippersnappers that would be the classic thrash sound mixed with the old school punk sound. It was one of the coolest things to ever hit my young ears. I never got into the whole punk vs metal thing to be honest. If it was good heavy music, I liked it. Sure I am mostly a metalhead, but anything good and heavy is still good. This mixed two of my favorite styles together. Now let’s fast forward about ten years to 1995. Crossover evolved into something called Metalcore. Imagine the watered down thrash of today mixed with the flat and monotone hardcore punk of today and you get the extremely bland cousin of Crossover. Think I’m the only one who thinks this so called innovation is a big steaming pile of crap? LordBling, ruinedmachines, & NeilH73, all pretty much agree with me. Ruinedmachines even went so far as to say “To me, metalcore is more focused on sculpted hair and guys wearing girl’s jeans than the music itself. crossover has more balls! When I think of metalcore I think of all of the bands nowadays that sound exactly the same.” I should mention that metalross thought that “crossover is an early name for Thrash (DRI), whereas metalcore, is hardcore punk that has adopted slayer riffs & Death metal vox”, but since Thrash came out well before Crossover I’m not sure how this could be true. But my point is that when Crossover ‘progressed’ into Metalcore it was not a move forward. The record companies shoved it down people’s throats, but most saw it for what it was rather quickly…a step backwards.

Lastly, I want to talk about something called OpenID. Yes, I am sneaking in a tech lesson again. Deal with it! OpenID is the hot buzz word in tech right now, but I am taking a stand against it. For those that do not know what OpenID is, let me explain it as simple as possible. OpenID is a service that let’s you store all your passwords into one service to log into all your online accounts. So instead of trying to remember a million passwords you just remember your OpenID password and OpenID does the rest for you. Sounds pretty awesome, right? Well, not really.

People that defend OpenID seem to have only one defense. They claim that “Well, people usually just use one password for everything anyways, so why not use OpenID?” So OpenID is a good thing because people are lazy about security? Call me crazy but I think that’s insane! Psogle even calls it a “security hole”. How about we continue to tech them how to have safe passwords instead? Or maybe we should just get rid of the hassle of locks on our doors and windows so we can have the convenience of not needing to carry around so many damn keys?

There has always been a debate over convenience or security. Or should I say that there has always been a debate over what is the perfect balance between the two. You could make things so secure that not even the user can get in, or we can make things so convenient that we get all our personal info hacked with no problem. There is a common sense solution in there somewhere.

How about you think of 3 passwords. Use one for things you don’t really care about at all. The second one you use for things like email or accounts you kind of care about. The third you use for a very select group of online accounts you want to be very protected (bank). All three passwords should be a funny sentence with ten characters in it. For example “Mark’s Blog Post Today Was Extremely long Today For Some Reason” or “That Guy Mark Carras Needs To Shut His Trap Sometimes” Or maybe even “Yes Mark We Get The Point. Now Shut Your Pie Hole!” Take the first letter of each word and you have a password that is more safe then 99% of what most people use. If you want you can make it even more secure by tossing in some numbers in the middle. The extra paranoid can even alter the case, but then you will need OpenID to keep track and the problem starts all over again.

Why is OpenID so bad? Because if a hacker only needs to remember one password to get into your OpenID, it makes his job too easy. OpenID is a hackers best friend. So why do services like TwitterFeed force you to use it? Because some geeks are so distracted by new shinny toys that they forget about the security holes said shinny toys might create. We as an internet community need to also force services like TwiterFeed to stop forcing users to use security holes like OpenID. It’s not progress. It’s a step backwards. Just like Metalcore.

When to follow back on Twitter?

I have made it a habit to not update on the weekend for awhile. However, I am thinking of doing a new series on Saturdays whenever possible. I will send out a question on Twitter, post the replies, and give my useless opinion. I tried to do this with all social networks involved and it was too over whelming and it never got done. So you have to follow me on Twitter to be part of this.

This weeks question is when do you follow people back. Myself I follow back anyone who makes it clear they enjoy heavy music. This can be made clear from the bio, user name, avatar, profile background, looking at your Twitter messages, or by sending me a Twitter message telling me your favorite three bands. I’m not too picky about how you get the message out. If you at least make the effort to lie to me, I will follow you back. You would be amazed at how few even try to trick me into following them back. This works very well for me. Here are what some others have said…

metalross i follow back everyone unless they post hundreds of tweets in a row, then i unfollow them

Pubrockercom I follow everyone back. when they post too much stupid crap or too many links (just advertising w/o personality) I delete them.

deathisgain713 Like mindedness. Metal, design, etc. I don’t need to follow 500 people to tell me how to make money at twitter.