Kicked In The Nuts

Kicked In The Nuts

One thing that drives me nuts about this time of year is all the people that post retarded messages on Facebook, Twitter, and G+ about how they are going to “Kick 2011 in the nuts” and hope 2012 is better. Really? Now I could go all Spock here and point out how a year is made up of what are arbitrary schedules that mean absolutely nothing. Instead I would rather point out how you are setting yourself up for a fall.

Sure it feel good to rant. Why else do you think I keep this site going? Venting is one of the greatest gifts we have as Americans! The problem is though that if you put so much effort into venting against something that is not alive, can not feel, and has no ability to understand, what is that doing to improve your situation for next year? You are the same people that make this grand New Years Resolutions only to keep them for about a week before giving in on that diet because “you’ve earned it!”

So I ask you this one thing. Instead of throwing insults at some nonexistent thing, try posting about how you are going to make 2012 different. What are you going to do to make sure that at this exact same time next year you are not posting the same lame drivel to your Facebook wall to give yourself some weak feeling of self importance? What are your plans to make sure that you don’t need to get on your high horse and belittle something that is less “real” than Santa Clause? At least when I rant about how he didn’t give me world domination again this year, at least he is an imaginary person. What’s a year? An imaginary what? Nothing.