Fuck Off

Fuck Off

Many of you know that I have a few major pet peeves with the some of the popular trends on Facebook. There are the You Tube Dj’s who think people give a crap about them posting a video we have all seen a billion times. Then there are the “Copy and paste this as a personal favor to me if you hate cancer because I knew someone who had it once.” Yeah, we have all known someone who has had cancer. Suck it up! It’s called life. A big part of that is death. And re-posting your message does jack shit to fight cancer. Ever hear you get out of it what you put into it? Yeah, you can copy and paste. It accomplished nothing. I shaved my head for children with cancer a few years ago. They got two 5 foot pony tails so that little girls could go on the playground and not get laughed at. But you can copy and paste. Good for you you lazy piece of crap. Go out and really do something or STFU already.

Oh, I’m sorry. Am I being too harsh for your sensitive self. Suck it up! This is my birthday and this is my message. You got to flood my inbox with ten billion “Happy Birthday” messages that meant nothing, so I think I should be allowed a little honesty. Notice I have my profile blocked from you posting on my wall? Did you ever wonder why? It was to stop you from flooding my wall with the same damn message ten billion times. Why should I let you take over my wall? It’s my wall and not yours! Don’t be so selfish. This is not about you. It is my birthday so this is about me. Suck it up!

So let me get this straight. You wanted to make my wall worthless by flooding it with the same damn message so that nothing that I wanted on my wall would show. Right? But since I blocked you from doing that now you flood my inbox with the same stupid crap making my inbox worthless too? Sorry but I find that extremely rude and I think you are the insensitive prick. So please go fuck yourself. Seriously.

If you think for a second that this is directly about you. Fucking great! Your ego has finally bit you in the ass. How does it feel to be taken down a few pegs? Now if you can suck in that bottom lip for a second I will inform you that this is not about you. It is about me. There was not one person who did this. There were tons! It was a flood before my birthday even happened. Otherwise I wouldn’t have posted this message. So it is not specifically about you. It is about the trend. If only you did it I wouldn’t be pissed.

Want to make it up to me? Want to actually do something positive for my birthday instead of being an annoying little twat? Go to http://RockMyMonkey.com/tv See the interview I did with Ozzy’s guitarist at the top? Well first click the link to the interview. I know the interview is already showing, but you want to be on that specific page for that specific interview not just the RMM TV page. Ah screw it. How about I make it easy for you? CLICK HERE! Now send that link to your Facebook, Twiiter, MySpace, and Stumble Upon. If you have a Digg, Reddit, or Mixxingbowl account vote it up or submit it there too. Then pat your self on the back. No really. You actually did something. Feels good eh?

Now this was only the first step. Now go out and give blood at the blood bank. Then maybe spend $20 on the best canned soup you can find and donate it to your local food bank (not just the crap you normally send). Do you have long hair? I don’t care if you need that look for your band. Go to LocksOfLove.org and donate it to some kids who really need it. Hey! Ya know what? Screw promoting my website or even telling me you did any of these things. Just go out and help the world around you. I mean really get your ass outside and physically help the world around you. It will make you feel ten times better than flooding my inbox with birthday spam. It will make me feel a lot better too that I can actually have control over my messages again. That would truly make this a happy birthday. Thanks for understanding, reading until the end, and actually caring enough to pay attention.