Summer Sucks

Summer Sucks

I hate summer! No, I mean as in a passionate hatred. What really drives me nuts is you people endlessly talking about how great it is. I just don’t get it. What’s so freaking great about it? Make your own Top Ten List. This is mine. Suck it summer fans! I want my cold dry winter back! If it gets too cold you can put on an extra layer of clothing. If it gets too hot you can only strip so far before neighbors threaten to sue you for  the therapy bills they will incur after watching things jiggle that never should. Yeah, try to get rid of THAT image! HA! My revenge is complete!

Seriously, I’m not joking. I truly hate this time of year. If you agree please re-post on Facebook, Twitter, MySpace, Digg, Reddit, Mixxing Bowl, etc. Vote it up if you are on Stumble Upon as well. Thanks.

1. Sweating without even doing anything
2. Having to stare directly into the sun while driving.
3. Nats in your teeth while getting some exercise on the bike trails
4. Bee’s stinging you just for walking by
5. The bright glare off of just about everything
6. Annoying bitches declaring how great the warm weather is every two seconds. STFU already!
7. Everyone is just expected to think camping is the most awesome thing since tv, internet, a comfortable bed, or anything else you leave behind while camping.
8. Neighbors think it’s ok to blast their shitty rap crap loud enough that you have to shut all your doors and windows while they work outside on their cars that never run anyways.
9. Co-workers are always sick on Friday and Monday leaving you to pick up their slack, then ask you to donate sick leave when they get sick in the winter.
10. Fat chick in tube tops that say “Hottie” found outside of Wal-Mart