One of the biggest issues I have with Emo is that so many can’t tell the difference between Emo and Goth. Emo is when you cry like a little bitch about your girlfriend leaving you. Goth is when you have sex with your girlfriend at the local graveyard. Oh, and if you confuse Twilight fans with Goth you just need to be shot.

FTR: I’m not Goth. Never have been. My friend in this photo however has always leaned to that side just enough to let us all mock him a small bit. As he gets older he is also picking up the hobby of fishing, so hilarity ensues. The scary part is how much he loves this Demotivator I made of him.

This one in a series of demotivators I myself created. Feel free to share.