So I found it interesting that I got so much damn traffic on my tiny little article about why I would not get the iPad. So I decided that I would toss up one of those lame top ten lists you people like. Fair warning though. This is not done as a 100% comedy piece or a totally serious thing. You have to be smart enough to see if I’m joking. Enjoy!

10. You can chop vegetables for salsa like Stephen Cobert

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9. You can be one of the cool kids like Robert Scoble (click here for photo)

8. You finally have a computer to sync up with your iPhone, which is good because Apple software is buggy as hell on a PC and a full Mac costs a ton.

7. It will make AT&T feel loved…for a little while longer

6. You can be one of the ten billion bloggers to write a serious review of the iPad this week.

5. It looks purdy.

4. Wait…I had to have a reason? Steve Jobs said to buy one. Are you saying we don’t have to listen to everything Steve Jobs says to do?

3. Your frail sensitive arms just can’t handle the 2.25 pounds of the standard netbook.

2. You don’t need Flash. Because everyone is going to move over to HTML5 instantly now. Steve Jobs said so.

1. The fact that it doesn’t close like a netbook is fine. Apple is know for their amazing scratch resistant products.