Top Ten new slogans for Fox News:

1. The darkest comedy channel on television

2. We can dish it out but we can’t take it

3. That was then…this is now

4. I have no recollection of ever saying that

5. If you thought we spun things before…you ain’t seen nothing yet!

6. We use flash and flair to make racism purddy.

7. We got tea bagged by lack of research.

8. If you take us seriously, you ain’t paying attention.

9. Proof that being sore losers doesn’t make you a rebel.

10. Because Journalistic integrity is bad for business.